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Failed Survey

Sometimes, 062 in doing the survey,
the surveyor might knock a hole
under the water-line
with his little hammer. 

Under these circumstances,
the boat is instantly failed
and the broker notified. 
​
The boat cannot be put back
in the water until it is "repaired".  



Dedicated to my friend Miro
​who was thus stung
but had already bought
​and paid for his boat 

​Interesting side issue to a failed survey. 
 for readers who might be SELLING a boat.   This applies only under brokerage where participants are deemed
to be 
qualified professionals 
capable of delivering expert opinions. 
​
A potential owner
​or a member of the public
is deemed at law
to be incapable
​of delivering an expert opinion. 
​This clause matters with the Titanic,
which went down in 11,000' of water
but it also applies to canal boats
​which might not have 2" of free water under them at times. 


​The broker is now under notice,
by the actual survey and marine law,
that the boat is not seaworthy 
and this fact must henceforth be declared.
Before that the broker could
​(and would) stay mum
​and be legally entitled to. 

​
As of that moment,
it is boat unsailable and unsaleable
because the hole so hammered
might cause it to sink in the water
and would certainly suggest
​that the wetted hull was seriously fragile. 

​
​​​© MMXXv
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  • HOME
    • CURLY WURLY >
      • ARTISTIC NARROWBOAT >
        • goldfinch restaurant >
          • tearpree blink
          • tearpree veriews
    • Sail The Dream
    • Sell the Boat
    • Sail-Away
    • ULYSSES UNRAVELLED
    • Pogue Away Day
    • Sailing Away
    • CONCEPT v REALITY >
      • to live off-grid
      • ARRIVAL IN ENGLAND >
        • Original List
      • Wrong Way Round
      • epilogue criochnaithe
      • On-Grid-Ways
      • Recession
      • Slough Arm
    • RELATION ... SHIPS >
      • HUMANS
      • WIDMINTER
      • WHO
      • WHEN
      • HOW
      • WHY
      • WHAT
      • ON BOARD
      • COMMS
    • 140odorshet >
      • 141facebooked
      • 142macerated
      • 143excremented
      • 144excretions
      • 145composting
    • Pentargon Days >
      • 2015
      • The Original Blog List >
        • PENTARGON
        • 60906
  • MUDDY BROWN WATER
    • CORDWAIN
    • Colour of Water
    • Lehman Way
    • Loadsa Money
    • Floating Man Cave
    • Cunning Lists
    • Later Lists
    • letters and articles
    • by buying a boat
    • and floating away
    • with a pint of milk
    • not quite 100 percent
    • begin boating
    • Uisge Donn Salach
    • Boat Survey
    • Hide & Seek
    • Hide and Seek
    • Real Deal
    • Finding a Fix
    • Give me my Boat
    • a failed survey
  • PENTARGON'S BLOG
  • PENTARGONS GALLEY
    • Off-Grid-Catering
    • Pentargon Coffee
    • Pasta Management
    • Porridge
    • Drop Scones
    • Bolognaise
    • Marinade
    • CuppaCocoa
    • Burger Stew
    • Scromolet
    • Cooking with Steam
  • SPLANING
    • 2013-0 Water Wasted
    • 2013-1 Water Heated
    • 2013-2 water costed
    • 2013-3 water not wasted
  • HOT AND COLD
    • Fuelling Fires
    • Hampshire Heat
    • Charcoal Heat
    • Boat Heat
  • SAMUEL JOHN SPRINGER
    • Operation Pied Piper
    • Sam's Harborough
    • Harborough & Rolt
    • Samuel in Expansion
    • Patience is a Minor
  • BILLY'S STORY
  • TALES FROM THE TIDES
    • ponder not how >
      • London Stones
      • down river
    • Inland Storms >
      • river creek >
        • Mapping My Village
        • Dartford Departure
    • FROM WITHOUT >
      • Just Another Day
      • Spoons on the cut
      • Between the Locks
      • TECHNICAL TALES >
        • ships husbandry >
          • hull maintenance
          • recycling
          • carpentry
        • Mitred Fire Escape
        • qualified bullshitters
        • electric enterprises >
          • Electrical Ingenuity >
            • Charge of the Light Brigade
            • wired in radio
            • charging electric
        • boatpaint
        • propellers - propulsion >
          • Leaf Mugging
      • kenya jacaranda >
        • ebb and flow
        • ship security
        • 2017 jetsam
        • 2016 sink some
      • The Bristol Channel
      • Boat Flags
    • years and tears >
      • Bottle of Wine >
        • The wine travels on
      • flow and ebb >
        • Mitre Gate Lock
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